God Doesn't Have A Dress Code

Errrrrrrrrrrr. I happen to be kind of pissed off. Wanna know why? Well too bad. I'm telling you anyway.
So as many of you don't know, my uncle pastors the church that I attend. He's out of town for a few days so we have no song leader. Well the people in charge while he and his family are gone asked me if I'd like to fill in since I love to sing and since I've done it before. I quickly agreed and was excited. They even talked my best friend into singing with us too. Then all of a sudden they dropped the bomb, "You have to wear a skirt though."
I have nothing against people who wear skirts, but I'm just not one of those people. I don't own a dress and the only skirts I own are for orchestra and choir concerts. You may be like, "Ashlyn, why does this make you pissed." Well I don't think it's right. I've sang up there countless times in jeans and a tshirt. Half of those times my hair wasn't even done or I was wearing crazy make-up. Why does it matter now what I wear? God takes me how I am why can't they take the sticks out of their butts and take me as I am too? How am I supposed to lead song service in a skirt if I'm clearly not comfortable wearing one?
When they told me this I was so pissed I wanted to go off, but being in the house of God kept me from doing so. It is so freaking stupid. I understand having a modesty rule. I mean, no one wants someone showing off all their "goodies", but did you know that jeans cover up more than most skirts do?! WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN!? Not these close-minded-prejedice-old-fashioned-fart-for-brained BUTT FACES!!!!!!!!!! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.