People I must hug before I keel over:
-Kate Gosselin (because her husband is an asshole, and her children are to die for).
-William Shatner (because he is a playyyaa, and he also saved my momma money on hotel rooms).
-George Lucas (because he created a job that I actually have an interest in doing).
-Hank Green (because he helped create a world where I can be myself).
-John Green (because he makes me laugh on one page and sob the next).
-Michael Buckly (because he makes Disney Channel cool).
-Julian McMahon (because he has the best, fake American accent ever).
-Dylan Walsh (because he is better at having angst than Harry Potter is).
-Rosie O'Donell (because she makes fun of Donald Trump).
-Will Smith (because he has the cutest son ever, and he's gorgeous).
-Jacob Scheel-Bech (because he's Danish and smokin').
-Liam Neeson (because I consider him the new Chuck Norris).
-JK Rowling (because she reminded me that reading is my favorite thing to do).
-Zebulon Holsopple (because his name is Zebulon, and he is the best biology teacher).
-Frankie Muniz (because I find him hilarious).
-Dane Cook (because I'm going to have sex with him before Taylor does).
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